“That’s silly. There’s no mOH GOD! IT’S TEARING MY ARM!
He only eats kids.
The eyesex is killing me…. “See you in bed Jawn…”
All I am saying is that back in the day when I would go to gay bars and clubs, I would sit there at the bar alone and wait. And when someone would walk by and give me a look like that, I knew to get up and follow them to the bathroom or a corner table.
Look into my eyes and tell me he wasn’t undressing John with his eyes. I fucking dare you.
my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective
i giggled like a schoolgirl
"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."
"I really did not mean to do that."
do you have a girlfriend? girlfriend? no, not really my area. oh right then. do you have a boyfriend? which is fine by the way. i know its fine. so you’ve got a boyfriend? no. right. okay. you’re unattached like me. fine. good.