"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
"I don’t ship Haruhi with anyone cause she’s a girl"
"You can’t ship her with him, he’s obviously gay!"
"I don’t like OHSHC because it isn’t yaoi"
"I only ship male!Haruhi with people"
KISS KISS SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
- Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
- Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound
bryan fuller when creating hannibal: “find me the prettiest english boy you can find. cover him in dirt and sweat and pain and make him talk like he’s from virginia. there should be a dog in this one too. maybe like seven or eight dogs.”
what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important